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My rental car is too big for me. SO big. Bulging obscenely in the parking lot. Throbbing powerfully. Huge, thrusting, intimidating…

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Am in the USA and that means I can watch Dance Moms at breakfast time hooray! So I am.

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8. Silent FURY at the luggage carousel if people do it wrong. I have very strict ideas about how to do it right, but no one listens cos I’m explaining it silently.

Goodnight! I love 🇺🇸

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3. PEOPLE WHO BARGE INTO ME WITHOUT SAYING SORRY. 🤬🤬
4. Trays of airplane food 😍😍😍
5. I’m v. tall but quite comfy on planes cos am very collapsible.
6. Oh WHY does everyone stand up way before we can disembark? Why?
7. I walk faster than everyone else in the airport.

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Things I remembered about myself while flying:
1. Oh GOD I don’t want to be talked to. Ever. Ever ever. I don’t know how to make my face express this.
2. On transatlantic flights, I like playing Tetris. I don’t do this at any other time. It’s v. strange, but I love it, for hours.

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Have arrived in Connecticut after a very long day, & am off to hug @CJMastersBDSM@twitter.com again after a very very long absence, while having our traditional catch-up meal at Denny’s.

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