Emma Jane @Emmajane@kinkyelephant.com

"...And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community that have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time... " 😂

Thanks 😘

Fill a beaker 1/2 with whisky, a big spoonful of honey, a good squeeze of fresh lemon juice and top up with boiling water. It might not cure your cold but you won't care =D

"Thanks Grandma, it's just what I've always wanted".

Merry Christmas!

Um, I'm not sure I've got this exactly right yet? 😀

Thankfully the only Tumblr account that I sometimes use is still there for now so fingers crossed! 😟

Happy Thanksgiving to those who prefer to drive on the wrong side of the road 😀